Okie(s) in Florida

I like women. That’s why I married one.
But sometimes the habits of women amuse me. Today, while waiting on the elevator for the parking garage, a woman about my age was also standing in the small foyer. She was wearing this flowery dress thing, a little low-cut (no, I am not being a pervert you […]

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This past weekend, when a colleague asked how I liked Florida, it went something like, “I like it. I like a lot. However, there are some stupid people down there. And the stupid ones — they aren’t just stupid. They’re a special kind of stupid.”
A few years ago, on a spring break run from Stillwater, […]

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