Okie(s) in Florida

1) “Have you seen what those women in the Yearning for Zion polygamist compound in Texas are wearing? I must admit, I haven’t a clue where one would even find 17th century Pilgrim sportswear. I guess the town whore is the one showing her ankles. All my girlfriends would be ex-communicated for sporting form-fitting aprons.”

Click this link, fool.

2) “We want what’s best for the people of Chicago and of Illinois. We want what’s best for the Cubs and their fans everywhere. We also want what’s best for Tribune Co. That self-interest diminishes whatever credibility we would bring to this important discussion.”Three cheers to a fellow Tribune paper for doing the right thing and sitting this one out. Too bad not all newspapers can be so honest with their readers. I’ve been a part (not my current employer) where this just plain wasn’t the case. Why be honest with readers when your owner’s (or his/her buddies’) billions are at stake?

And this link, too……Fool.

3) Given it’s tornado season back home, I think these t-shirts from the great folks at The Lost Ogle are spot-on. Anyone who has lived in the viewing area of KWTV and Scary Gary will understand.

And finally, click this link…Fool.